IT'S OFFICAL: Lacrosse players are just better looking

A Gentleman's C: Why should I feel bad?: "I should have guessed from the lacrosse stickers all over the car that this woman was going to be out of my social class, and she was. She was tall, lean, drop-dead gorgeous, with perfect hair and teeth. She was an LSU student, a rising senior by the look of it, but definitely not a student who would be caught in one of AP's classes. She was accompanied by her big, beautiful boyfriend who hung silently off her arm like a giant accessory. She saw us, me, and got a look on her face that suggested that she had just caught a whiff of something dead."

Now the rest of this story is somewhat uncomplementry

Ed